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#1 21/04/10 4:33am

BladeTheGallade
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good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

hey post a joke here.... *looks in a mirror and laughs* 


I have a legless weiner dog named Cigar and when i go for a walk i take it for a drag.


OY!.... i dont have time you! but i have time for a barral roll!

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#2 22/04/10 12:39am

joker
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

Haha. Nice. I left my comeback in your mom's mouth... So I got nothin.. >.<


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#3 30/04/10 6:20pm

Alpha009
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

Heres a good joke.

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#4 02/05/10 11:34pm

joker
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

HAHAHAA omgggg so funny guys!!! keep em comin!


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#5 11/05/10 4:41pm

BladeTheGallade
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

huh?  (still laughing at self in the mirror)


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#6 11/05/10 4:43pm

BladeTheGallade
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

your mom is so fat she makes my mom look skinny!


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#7 12/05/10 3:56am

shinsukeito
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

Okay, there's this farmer and he has chickens but they won't lay any eggs. So he asks in a physicist to help. The physicist then does some calculations and he says: "I have a solution, but it only works with spherical chickens in a vaccuum!"

LOLOLOL.


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#8 12/05/10 5:22am

joker
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

Lol. The farmer should have gotten a physician, but he got a physicist!!!! Lolulolulolulol!


EDIT: omfg.. post 1234..... epic. take a picture, kids!

Last edited by joker (12/05/10 5:24am)


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#9 12/05/10 8:33pm

BladeTheGallade
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

guy 1:i tried doing the "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!" thing but i farted instead.
guy 2:what happned?
guy 1:i took out the neighbours............house.
gut 2:then?
guy 1: they blamed the dog! XD


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#10 12/05/10 8:46pm

BladeTheGallade
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

are there any FEMALE Gardevoirs in here? if so......YAYS! if not....... awwwww. XD


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#11 13/05/10 10:18pm

BladeTheGallade
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

what? i kill this post with my face!!!!! DX


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#12 26/05/10 10:01pm

joker
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.


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#13 29/05/10 4:47am

Scruffy15
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From: Facing The Plastic
Registered: 07/01/08
Posts: 871

Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ten. Nine to form a comitee, and one to get a boyfriend to do it.
How did Alice get back to Wonderland
She stepped out of the kitchen.
I heard there was a party in joker's mouth, and all the guys are comming.
Just kidding joker, you're cool.


I'm Infinite.

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#14 30/05/10 12:29am

BladeTheGallade
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

that last one was bad lol


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#15 30/05/10 12:35am

BladeTheGallade
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

there are three tampons, lite,heavy and regular, guess which on said hi? 
none of them cuz they're stuck up cunts.  (that was a bad joke and i hope i dont get banned for it) ps. sorry for the ladies who reads this.
pss. EEEEEEK! lol


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#16 02/06/10 11:01pm

joker
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

lol Scruffs... That was great.


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#17 05/06/10 1:39am

Alpha009
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

Here's a naughty joke. Sex.

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#18 05/06/10 6:37am

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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

ok theres a midget and a poodle the poodle name was come the midgets middle n last name IEN Mouhth XD


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#19 06/06/10 4:24am

Alpha009
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

Heres another joke.
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/G/2/obama-46-virgin.jpg

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#20 06/06/10 11:17pm

BladeTheGallade
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

lol


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#21 24/06/10 8:53pm

Doublehawk
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

My girlfriend said that she wanted to be treated like a princess.
So I put her in the back of a Mercedes and drove it into a wall.
*runs from angry english people*

Last edited by Doublehawk (24/06/10 8:53pm)


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#22 25/06/10 7:16pm

joker
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

Do you work for UPS? Cuz I just saw you checking out my package. LOL JK


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#23 26/06/10 4:57am

Alpha009
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

LOL THAS GAY

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#24 26/06/10 12:55pm

joker
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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

LOL I know!!!!?!


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#25 02/07/10 5:20am

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Re: good jokes, bad jokes, naughty jokes.

There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except.... and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'" "So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked.

The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box carved with strange symbols. He opened it and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big ******* deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there quiescent once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo dick, my p****." He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.

After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my p****!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her p****, and wouldn't stop screwing.

The officer looked at her for a second, and then said "Yeah, right.. Voodoo dick, my ***!"

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