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#26 08/09/09 10:19pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

FLAME WAR!!!! err actually i think we should stop arguing. everyone has there opinions. that fine.

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#27 08/09/09 10:54pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

ME BEING A HYPOCRIT!?
UR THE 1 SAYIN I U DIDNT LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.
IF U READ WAT I SED I SED I HAVE ALWAYS LIKED HIM 4 HIS MUSIC.
THERS NOTHIN RONG WIT WAT I SED. ITS JUS THE WAY U LOOKED AT IT.
SO SHUT THE FU*K UP AN STOP BEIN SO PERVERTED FAGGOTS.
EVEN IF U DONT LIKE HIM, U R DUMB ENOUGH TO LISTEN TO THE MEDIA AN WAT THEY SAY.

SO GROW UP!


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#28 09/09/09 1:31am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

All i said was wen i was a youngling like 4 or 5 he was creepy to me.. so end this bullsh!t!! and seriously the michael jokes arent even that bad compared to other things said about dead people.


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#29 09/09/09 2:15am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

IT'S JUST A JOKE! DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST HIM!


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#30 09/09/09 2:36am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

it wasnt u joker. THOMAS STARTED ALL THIS lol. i gess if u thnk peple tht r nice 2 kids r wierd than i gess he is wierd 2 u
i kno ur new here but i jus wantd 2 say i didnt thnk it was cool or funny. im done an its dropped now


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#31 09/09/09 3:47am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

i'm sorry if anyone was hurt by my joke. i'm not trying to start any fight, i just made a joke that i understand some people don't and i am sorry that i did that. in fact, now that i've thought about it, i guess it wasn't that funny.


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#32 09/09/09 3:50am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

Yay we all happy naow?? If any of you newsters}invented new word, pwnge!!!!) have any problems just send me a personal message. I will reply with a from the heart answer. This applies to everyone else... EXCEPT Alpha.. cuz his questions would be "du u liek bawllzz?!?!?"


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#33 09/09/09 3:55am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

"ooOhhhh  thriller!"
-tenji does the thriller choreography-
"heee heeee"

no im not drunk, or am I? XD


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#34 10/09/09 2:35am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

haha that and Beat It are Michaels best songs!


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#35 18/12/09 12:37pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

A teacher was speaking to her third grade class one day...

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back,
went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss and before she could say 's**t,' the
Rottweiler ate her! "

The teacher had to leave the room.


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#36 18/12/09 8:24pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

keylinman wrote:

ME BEING A HYPOCRIT!?
UR THE 1 SAYIN I U DIDNT LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.
IF U READ WAT I SED I SED I HAVE ALWAYS LIKED HIM 4 HIS MUSIC.
THERS NOTHIN RONG WIT WAT I SED. ITS JUS THE WAY U LOOKED AT IT.
SO SHUT THE FU*K UP AN STOP BEIN SO PERVERTED FAGGOTS.
EVEN IF U DONT LIKE HIM, U R DUMB ENOUGH TO LISTEN TO THE MEDIA AN WAT THEY SAY.

SO GROW UP!

What are you talking about? I don't listen to the media. If I did, I would care about them and support Jackson like the other hypocrites and liars did.http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Chris-Jericho.preview.jpg I bet your the pervert. You probably do the same thing Jackson did to kids.

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#37 19/12/09 12:57am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

There was this guy. He often went away on trips, far from home, Long trips. While this man was away on his trips, his wife would get very very dissatisfied. Thus, she cheated on him, but when he came back, she felt guilty, so she always told him. Well, after a while, the man got very frustrated with his wife's adultry, so he went to an adult toy shop. He looked around, but saw nothing special.

The man knew he needed something special, so he decided to tell the salesclerk. "I need something really amazing for my wife. All I see here are normal toys."

"Well, there is the voodoo dick, but I don't want to sell you THAT." replied the clerk.

"Let me see it anyway!" Answered the man.

The salesclerk took him into a room and pulled out a box. He opened the box, and inside was something that looked like a normal toy.

"That's not special!" cried the man.

"Ah, but look. Voodoo dick, THE DOOR." The dick in the box got up and began to hump the door.

"I'll take that, but how do you get it to stop?"

The salesclerk sold him the voodoo dick, then, said simply "Voodoo dick? The box."

So the man took voodoo dick back home to his wife and showed her how to get it to hump something. Then, he left for a trip.

The wife waited and waited and waited, but she couldn't stand her urges. She took out the voodoo dick and said "voodoo dick? My-" well, we know what she said. So, it was the best she had ever known, and she kept at it for about 3 hours. Then, she wanted it out. She pulled and pulled, but in vain, for her husband had forgotten to tell her about the little box trick. Finally, she decided to go to the hospital to get it out. She drove kind of wacky, well, because there was something in her. Finally, a police man pulled her over for her driving.

"But..." She told the police man of the voodoo dick, to get out of the ticket.

He laughed at her foolish story. "Voodoo dick my ass!" he cried.

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#38 19/12/09 3:28am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

The police man was gay. I'm pretty sure he enjoyed having the voodoo dick fucking his ass! LOL!

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#39 19/12/09 3:55am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

OK JACKSON HAD GOOD MUSIC HE CREATED POP SO RESPECT


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#40 20/12/09 2:39am

joker
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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

Michael was awesome and never touched no lil kids.. so just drop it already..


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#41 20/12/09 3:30am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

WERE JOKING YOU DUMB f*ck. HAR HAR HAR.

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#42 20/12/09 8:59am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

har har har.. i hate it when people keep bringing old things up.. like george washington.. hes been dead for like 200 years yet people bring him up every chance they get.. haha


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#43 22/12/09 12:40am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

GEORGE WASHINGTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BROUGHT HIM UP BECAUSE I HAD THE CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE PWNZORS!

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#44 22/12/09 4:55am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

In a week after Monday and Tuesday even the calender says W T F!!!!


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#45 22/12/09 8:35pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

AND IN 3 YEARS IT WILL SAY S H U T U P S T U P I D ! LOL!

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#46 22/12/09 11:49pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

lmao... WTF?


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#47 25/12/09 5:53pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

lol
well, since this is Christmas,
What does Micheal Jackson and Santa Clause have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with empty sacks xD


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#48 25/12/09 6:19pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

haha


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#49 24/03/10 8:43am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

get over it guys...


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#50 25/03/10 2:13am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

u guys r jus gay. all u talk about is michael and other things that involve sumthin gay. go get handjobs frm ur gay frends cus i kno u guys dont talk 2 girls


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