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#1 27/08/09 1:22am

emo kid
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Do any one have any good jokes

if any one have any jokes they would like to share please post here.!!
sad i need a good laugh sad


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#2 27/08/09 5:52am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't retreat, he just attacks in the opposite direction.


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#3 27/08/09 9:18pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

shinsukeito wrote:

Chuck Norris doesn't retreat, he just attacks in the opposite direction.

I dont get it.


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#4 27/08/09 10:31pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY, WHEN SHE WENT TO A HAUNTED HOUSE, SHE CAME OUT WIT A JOB APPLICATION

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#5 27/08/09 11:45pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

One day i asploded...


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#6 28/08/09 11:27am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

lol Alpha that's a good one

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#7 28/08/09 6:48pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

NFL Player Michel Vick once Said - "I have 2 Weapons: my Arms, my Legs, and my Brain."

big_smile

(seriously he said that, google it or something)


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#8 28/08/09 9:44pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

OMG! ROFL!THATS SO FUNNY! THATS LIKE SAYING I HAVE THREE BALLS! MY LEFT BALL AND MY RIGHT BALL! OMG LMFAO

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#9 29/08/09 12:26am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

jus say ''thats wat she said'' after everything sum1 says


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#10 29/08/09 12:54am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

Bad puns are bad.

Wait, do I smell a bakery? Because you're on a roll!
Wait, do I see a waiter? Because you just got served!
Wait, do I smell a fire? Because you just got burned!

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#11 29/08/09 7:36am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

Why Usain Bolt runs so fast?
Because Tyson Gāy runs behind him.

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#12 30/08/09 12:08am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE
NO ONE b*tch!!!!!!
I don't get it.......

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#13 30/08/09 3:50pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

lilmb wrote:

Why Usain Bolt runs so fast?
Because Taylor Gay runs behind him.



P.S. It automatically changed the name to g*y sad

is it true a guy named taylor gy runs behind him?


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#14 31/08/09 7:25am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

Yes. big_smile

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#15 01/09/09 3:54am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

I thought his name was tyson gay.

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#16 01/09/09 5:16pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

Alpha's right. I messed them up. big_smile

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#17 01/09/09 7:10pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

YESH!!!! 78394757369668345348593457 POINTS FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!

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#18 07/09/09 12:18am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

What do michael jackson and buzz lightyear have in common?

They both attract little boys' attention.


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#19 07/09/09 5:31am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

when i was little i avoided michael.. he creeped me out.


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#20 07/09/09 4:19pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

lol!


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#21 08/09/09 2:16am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

u guys r meen. u didnt kno anythng about his life. yes he attracted little kids becase he was so nice. he reli nvr had a childhood so he nvr reli grew up. mentally, he was a child himself.

SO U GUYS NEED 2 BAK THE FUK OFF HIS NUTS. hes ded. at least pay him so respect


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#22 08/09/09 6:50am

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

STFU about michael. You guys are stupid asses. You stupid people make jokes about him, but when he died, people didn't get over it. Stop being an ass and get over it. Don't act like you respect him all of the sudden. I will admit it, I made jokes out of him, and I stop because he died, but I didn't defend him or anything. I'm not defending him, I'm just saying don't start defending him if you made jokes out of him. It's kinda hypocritical. PENISH.

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#23 08/09/09 9:37pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

i have to say i agree with you 100% alpha. I didn't like Michael Jackson before he died and i still don't like him now that he's dead. all these people who suddenly started liking Michael Jackson after he died really annoy me. also

yes he attracted little kids because he was so nice.

you do realise how stupid this sounds?

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#24 08/09/09 9:38pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

I DIDNT. I NEVER DID.
NO1 UNDERSTOOD WAT HE WAS GOIN THROUGH AN I DIDNT JUDGE HIM.
I KNEW HIM AN RESPECTED HIM FROM HIS GREAT MUSIC. NOT ALL THE SIDE STUFF


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#25 08/09/09 10:06pm

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Re: Do any one have any good jokes

STFU hypocritical idiot.

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